Hip Replacement – Water Rehab

Visual Proof? Here it is – much like a photo of Sasquatch trying on expensive clothes on Rode’o Drive (like ‘Totally‘) or Elvis riding a dinosaur singing, “You Ain’t Nothing But A T-Rex” or Bernie Madoff having lunch with Willie Sutton (“Because that’s where the money is…”) to discuss changing their public perception to that of Robin Hood as a role model or Captain Hazelwood (Exxon Valdez) giving a TedTalk on ways to improve the environment, a photo of me rehabbing after hip replacement surgery wasn’t thought to exist.

The only reason this image is available is that the American Burqua Society (Swimsuit Edition – of course) wanted to show diversity in burqua styles for their cover photo so they paid a paparazzi (without permission) to take this picture from a football field distance away.

Here I am using my custom ($2 pool floatie and a PVC pipe) for a highly viewed workout.

Just So You Know: Hip is great – attitude still bad

“There are no bad pictures; that’s just how your face looks sometimes.”
Abraham Lincoln

and this picture also proves (to my wife) that

“Fashion never goes out of style.”