Flip Flops And Parole Officer(s)
by Still Learning (Repeat Offender) on | Comments Off on Flip Flops And Parole Officer(s)
I always wear my Keen flip flops when I go swimming at the pool.
They (loudly) squeak when I leave as my feet are still wet. You can hear the sound from a 100-feet away.
It doesn’t bother me, but if I am walking behind people, they often turn around to see what is so annoying.
If I see somebody who turns I simply say, “Do you know why I wear these squeaky flip flops?” And, whether they ask why or not, I go on and say, “My parole officers (plural) make me wear them. They say the sound gives my potential victims a running head start.”
Men just roll their eyes and woman wonder if there is a hint of truth in my comment.